Code a la Mode

Infinite Possibilities

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.


-Isaac Asimov
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About Me

I’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. 

Services

Web Design

At Code a la Mode we don’t believe in all of this new-fangled Web 2.0 baloney. Interactive websites are a fad. You hear? A flash in a pan. If you want lots of ‘features’ and ‘things that do stuff’ on your website, then please move along, you rube. We specialize in static, one-directional, websites. Fax us your requirements.

Life coach

Drawing on multiple years of experience living, we at Code a la Mode feel uniquely qualified to offer advice on a variety of life-related topics. Just fax over your query or concern and prepare for some life-changing advice

Chess Instructor

Ever wanted to learn chess? Now is time! Think about it, you’ll never again be as young as you are now, I promise. You don’t have another moment to lose. Your too busy you say? rubbish! I guarantee that I am at least 40x as busy as you, and look at me: I make websites and do my own grocery shopping. Look, can I be honest with you? chess is classy, its a good use of your time. Plus, if ever you find yourself teleported back in time, into your own childhood as yourself, you can impress all of the adults by knowing what the chess pieces do. Just think about it.